Cara Para Jomblo Melewati Malam Minggu

1. Main Game


Kalo kamu punya pacar, pasti waktu main game kamu terbuang banyak. Nah, inilah dia saatnya untuk kembali ke pelukan game! Habiskan waktu kamu seharian untuk bermain game! Dapatkan semua achievement yang ada di muka bumi ini! Kalo gamenya udah complete 100%…yah kamu bisa balik menangisi kejombloan kamu lagi sih.

2. Nonton DVD

Nah, dalam kejombloan kamu inilah saatnya nonton film-film favorit kamu! Habiskan malam minggu kamu dengan nonton semua film yang kamu suka! Pastinya ada banyak banget DVD-DVD yang udah kamu beli dan numpuk di pojokan dong? Saatnya ditonton semua! Weekend ditemani tembak-tembakan + bacok-bacokan? Manteb banget!


3. Main Catur/Gaplek/Halma sama Oom Tetangga Sebelah

Kalo kamu pacaran, pasti kamu bakalan banyak ketinggalan berita seputar lingkungan dan tetangga kamu dong? Nah inilah saatnya untuk catch up! Datanglah ke rumah tetangga sebelah untuk bermain game-game kecil seperti catur/gaplek/halma sambil minum kopi, makan pisang goreng, dan tentunya ngobrol-ngobrol asik!


4. (Pura-pura) menghilang dari jejaring sosial

Jomblo ini nggak muncul di muncul di jejaring sosial. Yahoo Messenger nggak aktif, nggak update status Facebook dan tidak ngetweet alias cuma memandangi linimasa. Tujuannya adalah situasi begini di hari Senin.

*pertemuan jomblo tingkat awal, tingkat menengah dan jomblo berpengalaman*
Jomblo I: Bro, lu kok nggak muncul di chatting room malam minggu kemarin?
Kamu: Wah sori bray, gue lagi jalan sama gebetan gue.
Jomblo I: Wah keren lu. Akhirnya lu punya gebetan juga
Kamu: *tersenyum manggut-manggut*
Misi kamu sukses!

5. Berdoa minta hujan

Doa mingguan para jomblo. Persetan terkabul atau tidak. Jomblo selalu merafal doa ini. Entah di Twitter, Facebook atau cuma dalam hati.

6. Nonton sepakbola
 
Liga seluruh dunia sepertinya sadar betul menempatkan pertandingan di malam Minggu. Mereka pintar mencari pangsa pasar. Tidak usah ditanya inilah alasan kenapa pertandingan sepakbola selalu diadakan di Sabtu malam.

Banyak yang beralasan kenapa malas keluar atau nyari gebetan karena akan mengganggu pertandingan sepakbola. Jomblo seperti ini biasanya akan menderita di pertengahan tahun. Ketika semua liga berakhir dan malam Minggu hanya diisi dengan Sinetron Putri yang Tuker-tukeran Pacar.

7. Tidur

Ini cara paling aman. Jomblo yang sadar kesehatan dan sadar diri. Malam Minggu dianggap sama seperti malam-malam lain.


8. NGEBLOG GAN !
ini salah satu cara paling ampuh , update artikel ,promosi blog ke sosmed



Awas jangan dibuka cara yang ini:
NGEFAP ini cara kalau jomblo yang agak mesum
sumber:berbagai sumber

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